First, just let me just say, Karma exists. Okay, so last night Mo and I went to play "sexual jeopardy" because Lauren had to help organize it and she wanted us to show our support. We, being the kind and loving friends we are, went. Of course it wasn't for the $25 you get for 1st place, jeeze people. Anyway, so we go, and figure, heck yes, this will be a breeze. Well there are some bitches there who think they're all that and a bag of potato chips. Well, Mo and I are kicking ass, as expected. But we start to feel like people might get suspicious if we win by too much, seeing as how we know Lauren; so we lay off a bit. Then the bitches start to pull ahead, and they're winning off of trivialities. For instance, they never phrased their answers as a question, and still got the points. Then they started calling us out on it, and of course, the judges sided with them so we were losing points left and right. Pissed me the eff off! Anyway, they got first place (and the $25) and Mo and I got 2 movie tickets each, then we played again, and won first place and so we got more movie tickets.
Now, to get on with the glory of this story. Mo, Lauren, and myself get back from Compton and are walking into West. The crazy bitches are speeding through the parking lot, like crazy bitches. They recognize us and speed up knowing that they're headed right for us. We dodge the car full of mad hatters and continue. Just at that moment a cop car speeds out of nowhere and follows them... there definitely is justice in the world.
So yeah, remember that $25 they just won? Definitely went to paying the ticket! Ahh, sooo happy!
Moral of the story: Sex Jeopardy + Black Bitches = KARMA!